I have saved the very best for last, my friends. You are in for a real treat. What follows are the insane ramblings of a deeply disturbed individual. He posts at a place called The Dragon's Ouroborus. If you manage to get through his special brand of crazy, you are a stronger man than I.
Okay, so he has a little crush. Nothing wrong with that...
If you were wondering, yes, it gets crazier than this.
YEAH SHE'S TOTALLY GOING TO POST ON YOUR FORUM, DUDE. JUST SEND HER AN EMAIL INVITING HER TO JOIN IT'LL BE GREAT.
Someone alert the authorities and this woman's bodyguards.
That is one smooth operator.
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