"AngryAryan14-88" takes a break from almost certainly busting skulls and strangling men with his bare hands to showcase his softer side.

Everyone who disagrees with me should be dead. Open your minds!

"DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE THE WHITE RACE!!! MR. B'S SCIENCE CLASS SUCKS!!!!!"

DAMN ITTTTTTTTT Leave linux.org alone!

You have successfully appeased His Whiteness "Count Grishnackh"! Step forward and claim your reward! (Triscuits with cheese slices on top)

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