I stopped reading at "FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE WATCHING MEN FART..."

Sorry Lizzy, gosh I feel really bad about this.

"amanda_mcgrath4's" popularity is in the negative and I don't see how that could be possible with posts like this.

"brianfart" just got done updating his resume.

"SLAVEMARTINUK" is lovable in a "holy shit I detest that guy yet I can't look away" way.

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