I stopped reading at "FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE WATCHING MEN FART..."
Sorry Lizzy, gosh I feel really bad about this.
"amanda_mcgrath4's" popularity is in the negative and I don't see how that could be possible with posts like this.
"brianfart" just got done updating his resume.
"SLAVEMARTINUK" is lovable in a "holy shit I detest that guy yet I can't look away" way.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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