I stopped reading at "FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE WATCHING MEN FART..."
Sorry Lizzy, gosh I feel really bad about this.
"amanda_mcgrath4's" popularity is in the negative and I don't see how that could be possible with posts like this.
"brianfart" just got done updating his resume.
"SLAVEMARTINUK" is lovable in a "holy shit I detest that guy yet I can't look away" way.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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