I stopped reading at "FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE WATCHING MEN FART..."
Sorry Lizzy, gosh I feel really bad about this.
"amanda_mcgrath4's" popularity is in the negative and I don't see how that could be possible with posts like this.
"brianfart" just got done updating his resume.
"SLAVEMARTINUK" is lovable in a "holy shit I detest that guy yet I can't look away" way.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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