I stopped reading at "FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE WATCHING MEN FART..."
Sorry Lizzy, gosh I feel really bad about this.
"amanda_mcgrath4's" popularity is in the negative and I don't see how that could be possible with posts like this.
"brianfart" just got done updating his resume.
"SLAVEMARTINUK" is lovable in a "holy shit I detest that guy yet I can't look away" way.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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