"AdyBa" cares for the people she farts on.

Nice how "poop" is censored out. You know, just so in case a little old lady was reading this she wouldn't get offended or anything.

"minnathon." IS A REALLY SWELL GUY, AND I'M GLAD HIS TEXT IS HUGE. THAT WAY IT'LL STAND OUT AND EVERYONE CAN READ HIS THOUGHTS ON FART FETISHISTS, AND THEY'RE GOING TO BE REALLY GREAT!!

Oh, oh! Pick me, pick me!

These are charming stories and my only problem with them is that they had to end.

That's all I can handle for this week. Thanks to my forum friends decoy octopus, PerryMason, Marxux, Death and Decay, Shmorky, Smacklug, 19, Voltage, butt cream, c_, saddamdeluise, Kermit Escobar, DrMagus, Only Shapes, John Mirra, puffery, please recycle, Cowboy Beepbop, Pretzelcoatl, The Rand Baron, Xzihil, Jedimastafez, HateTheInternet, Space Jew, and Zinco.

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