At least he's willing to work.
Seems pretty fly, for a white guy anyway.
Women don't exist.
Look, this guy is really desperate. Will somebody please have sex with him?
Apu takes time out of his busy tech job to find a suitible mate.
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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