At least he's willing to work.
Seems pretty fly, for a white guy anyway.
Women don't exist.
Look, this guy is really desperate. Will somebody please have sex with him?
Apu takes time out of his busy tech job to find a suitible mate.
You say collaboration like it's a bad word.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
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