At least he's willing to work.
Seems pretty fly, for a white guy anyway.
Women don't exist.
Look, this guy is really desperate. Will somebody please have sex with him?
Apu takes time out of his busy tech job to find a suitible mate.
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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