At least he's willing to work.
Seems pretty fly, for a white guy anyway.
Women don't exist.
Look, this guy is really desperate. Will somebody please have sex with him?
Apu takes time out of his busy tech job to find a suitible mate.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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