Just what we need, body builder porn. I'd rather the men in porn shave their ass hair.
The only cure for pedophilia is death.
I wish I had a wife without dignity or self-respect.
I can imagine this guy yelling his post at his television.
"Harmone" dies in the next Harry Potter.
That doesn't sound normal. Get her to Africa on the double.
The online dating scene is pretty much ninety percent men. The other ten percent are men pretending to be women.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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