Just what we need, body builder porn. I'd rather the men in porn shave their ass hair.

The only cure for pedophilia is death.

I wish I had a wife without dignity or self-respect.

HOT POCKETS!

I can imagine this guy yelling his post at his television.

"Harmone" dies in the next Harry Potter.

That doesn't sound normal. Get her to Africa on the double.

The online dating scene is pretty much ninety percent men. The other ten percent are men pretending to be women.

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