Just what we need, body builder porn. I'd rather the men in porn shave their ass hair.
The only cure for pedophilia is death.
I wish I had a wife without dignity or self-respect.
I can imagine this guy yelling his post at his television.
"Harmone" dies in the next Harry Potter.
That doesn't sound normal. Get her to Africa on the double.
The online dating scene is pretty much ninety percent men. The other ten percent are men pretending to be women.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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