The hippies over at Shroomery.org have finally unlocked the secrets of the human mind, all with a little help from some poison fungus and a bit of LSD. Unfortunately, those secrets happen to be related to shitting your pants in terror as demons rise out of the toilet. Scary shit, these magical mushrooms.
Holy crap Lois!
Dumb bitch, I'll show you!
(2) Start to die
I see a connection.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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