Heh heh, dance my puppets!
Can you really get fucked up off piss in the butt or am I misreading this?
Next time try doing it when you're not standing in front of a loved one.
Holy shit I can't believe nobody has thought of this idea before!
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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