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Gee, I don't know, why is Homer a bumbling fool? Why is Lisa such a brainiac? Why is Bart such a trouble maker? You think maybe it's because THEY ARE ARCHETYPICAL CHARACTERS BASED ON COMMON HUMAN BEHAVIOR WHOSE EXTREME STEREOTYPICAL FEATURES CREATE THE BASIS FOR HUMOR?
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