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Turn based combat. Full motion video. Endless sequels. I love it!
I do! Pick me! Pick me! I'm ever so smart!
Gee, I don't know, why is Homer a bumbling fool? Why is Lisa such a brainiac? Why is Bart such a trouble maker? You think maybe it's because THEY ARE ARCHETYPICAL CHARACTERS BASED ON COMMON HUMAN BEHAVIOR WHOSE EXTREME STEREOTYPICAL FEATURES CREATE THE BASIS FOR HUMOR?
The blonde blue-eyed part we can help you with. You're on your own with the other thing.
Why yes I most certainly do.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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