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Turn based combat. Full motion video. Endless sequels. I love it!
I do! Pick me! Pick me! I'm ever so smart!
Gee, I don't know, why is Homer a bumbling fool? Why is Lisa such a brainiac? Why is Bart such a trouble maker? You think maybe it's because THEY ARE ARCHETYPICAL CHARACTERS BASED ON COMMON HUMAN BEHAVIOR WHOSE EXTREME STEREOTYPICAL FEATURES CREATE THE BASIS FOR HUMOR?
The blonde blue-eyed part we can help you with. You're on your own with the other thing.
Why yes I most certainly do.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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