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Turn based combat. Full motion video. Endless sequels. I love it!

I do! Pick me! Pick me! I'm ever so smart!

Gee, I don't know, why is Homer a bumbling fool? Why is Lisa such a brainiac? Why is Bart such a trouble maker? You think maybe it's because THEY ARE ARCHETYPICAL CHARACTERS BASED ON COMMON HUMAN BEHAVIOR WHOSE EXTREME STEREOTYPICAL FEATURES CREATE THE BASIS FOR HUMOR?

The blonde blue-eyed part we can help you with. You're on your own with the other thing.

Shut up.

Why yes I most certainly do.

Hi Eric.

Bye Eric.

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