The name of your disorder is "you're an asshole". There is no cure.


When you share a cup with somebody, you are sharing a cup with every other person they have ever shared a cup with.


Your school makes you post on message boards? No wonder goons want to go to Japan so badly!


Chobits??? That's my favorite!!!


Bread analogies help us understand the world we live in.


Cybersex is so 1999.


What the hell are they teaching these kids in sex ed?


Keep fighting the good fight, brother.


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