The name of your disorder is "you're an asshole". There is no cure.
When you share a cup with somebody, you are sharing a cup with every other person they have ever shared a cup with.
Your school makes you post on message boards? No wonder goons want to go to Japan so badly!
Chobits??? That's my favorite!!!
Bread analogies help us understand the world we live in.
Cybersex is so 1999.
What the hell are they teaching these kids in sex ed?
Keep fighting the good fight, brother.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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