ChavScum

Being your average American who has access to more TV stations than IQ points, I thought the world of chavs to be very exotic and interesting. Then I read about them and found out they were basically teenage European thugs with fancy clothes who slap people for no reason. Oh well.

THIS INSANE HOOLIGAN THOUGHT HE COULD POST LIKE A MADMAN AND GET AWAY WITH IT, BUT AFTER THIS JOYRIDE THE ONLY THING HE'LL BE POSTING IS BAIL!!

Tupac filmed the moon landing on a soundstage right after he performed an alien autopsy and invented chemtrails.

I believe in Count Chocula.

This conversation reads like Hee-Haw.

What a waste of Internet.

"Hey you no-good litterbugs!"

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