*rolleyes* stupid sensitive American black people.
I would totally blow my load all over this girl's goggles.
Who took my monocle? I'll find my monocle.
No I'm pretty sure nobody will give a shit.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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