40 years old. Sigh.


I'm sure 9/11 was the trigger that made most of these guys into the wacky assholes they are today.


A 13-year-old girl and her father were shot dead today in a bank robbery gone tragic.


I wonder if the guy who sold him that web cam ever wondered if he was going to use it to take a picture of himself in his superhero mask.


Ugh, those pigs. They don't respect superheroes AT ALL!


Captain Faggot to the rescue.


The Green Scorpion knows the sting of failure all too well.


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