40 years old. Sigh.
I'm sure 9/11 was the trigger that made most of these guys into the wacky assholes they are today.
A 13-year-old girl and her father were shot dead today in a bank robbery gone tragic.
I wonder if the guy who sold him that web cam ever wondered if he was going to use it to take a picture of himself in his superhero mask.
Ugh, those pigs. They don't respect superheroes AT ALL!
Captain Faggot to the rescue.
The Green Scorpion knows the sting of failure all too well.
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This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
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