I think I will. What then bitch?

What is this about?

Lovely.

PUT THE BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH AND KISS YOUR SELF-WORTH GOODBYE.

SISTAHS, ARE DOIN IT FOR THEMSELVES!

These people see shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and think, "Me too!"

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST! Excuse me while I go find a blunt object.

Special thanks to my FYAD friends troll, robayon, drudgejr, sinoku ana, Presto Molesto, Vlad, Telven, HobbitGrease, kliksif, Zaranith, dephile, Lance Armcock, Pj, clover, PsykoGuy, Magnuit, Ninja Monkey, and Talleyban for contributing to this report. We had absolutely no help from Sensurround, dr. poutine, Darth E. Vader, or Almighty Bob. If you see them spit in their faces for me.

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