I think I will. What then bitch?
What is this about?
PUT THE BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH AND KISS YOUR SELF-WORTH GOODBYE.
SISTAHS, ARE DOIN IT FOR THEMSELVES!
These people see shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and think, "Me too!"
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST! Excuse me while I go find a blunt object.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends troll, robayon, drudgejr, sinoku ana, Presto Molesto, Vlad, Telven, HobbitGrease, kliksif, Zaranith, dephile, Lance Armcock, Pj, clover, PsykoGuy, Magnuit, Ninja Monkey, and Talleyban for contributing to this report. We had absolutely no help from Sensurround, dr. poutine, Darth E. Vader, or Almighty Bob. If you see them spit in their faces for me.
Do you know of an awful forum that should be included in a future update? Send in a link!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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