I think I will. What then bitch?
What is this about?
PUT THE BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH AND KISS YOUR SELF-WORTH GOODBYE.
SISTAHS, ARE DOIN IT FOR THEMSELVES!
These people see shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and think, "Me too!"
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST! Excuse me while I go find a blunt object.
Special thanks to my FYAD friends troll, robayon, drudgejr, sinoku ana, Presto Molesto, Vlad, Telven, HobbitGrease, kliksif, Zaranith, dephile, Lance Armcock, Pj, clover, PsykoGuy, Magnuit, Ninja Monkey, and Talleyban for contributing to this report. We had absolutely no help from Sensurround, dr. poutine, Darth E. Vader, or Almighty Bob. If you see them spit in their faces for me.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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