Do us all a favor and stick his penis into a blender. Hachi machi!

The excitement of penetration causes you to spontaneously urinate. Use this to your advantage!

This is one of those things that I can explain. It's just funny.

Definitive proof that the sex education program is a complete and utter failure.

The Barbershop is back in business.

Does that thing have a hemi?! ZERO PERCENT APR? WHERE DO I SIGN OVER THE DEED TO MY HOUSE?

OVULATE, DAMN YOU, OVULATE!!!

Ninety percent of these captions are based on whatever is currently on the television.

She's going to hell.

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