Do us all a favor and stick his penis into a blender. Hachi machi!
The excitement of penetration causes you to spontaneously urinate. Use this to your advantage!
This is one of those things that I can explain. It's just funny.
Definitive proof that the sex education program is a complete and utter failure.
The Barbershop is back in business.
Does that thing have a hemi?! ZERO PERCENT APR? WHERE DO I SIGN OVER THE DEED TO MY HOUSE?
OVULATE, DAMN YOU, OVULATE!!!
Ninety percent of these captions are based on whatever is currently on the television.
She's going to hell.
The perfect addition to my living room. The hardy resin exterior is fantastic, because I can just hose it down to remove all the raccoon dung that tends to accumulate.
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
There's a new Tony Hawk game in town, and it has projectiles. ...?
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.