Do us all a favor and stick his penis into a blender. Hachi machi!
The excitement of penetration causes you to spontaneously urinate. Use this to your advantage!
This is one of those things that I can explain. It's just funny.
Definitive proof that the sex education program is a complete and utter failure.
The Barbershop is back in business.
Does that thing have a hemi?! ZERO PERCENT APR? WHERE DO I SIGN OVER THE DEED TO MY HOUSE?
OVULATE, DAMN YOU, OVULATE!!!
Ninety percent of these captions are based on whatever is currently on the television.
She's going to hell.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
"For all my education, accomplishments, and so-called wisdom, I can't fathom my own datajack."
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