This is getting pretty hot.

Oh come on! Don't ruin this guy's chance.

Goddamnitt. Now you've gone and done it. I hope you're happy now, "chewys_babe_4eva".

A lot of doctors prematurely diagnose pregnancy and then four days later, BAM, an alien pops out of your stomach.

We were talking about the weather and then, BOOM, we were fucking.

Only if the balls touch.

I sure could go for a hundred tacos for a hundred dollars right about now.

It looks like a pear with finger nails growing out of it's head.

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