This is getting pretty hot.
Oh come on! Don't ruin this guy's chance.
Goddamnitt. Now you've gone and done it. I hope you're happy now, "chewys_babe_4eva".
A lot of doctors prematurely diagnose pregnancy and then four days later, BAM, an alien pops out of your stomach.
We were talking about the weather and then, BOOM, we were fucking.
Only if the balls touch.
I sure could go for a hundred tacos for a hundred dollars right about now.
It looks like a pear with finger nails growing out of it's head.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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