This is getting pretty hot.
Oh come on! Don't ruin this guy's chance.
Goddamnitt. Now you've gone and done it. I hope you're happy now, "chewys_babe_4eva".
A lot of doctors prematurely diagnose pregnancy and then four days later, BAM, an alien pops out of your stomach.
We were talking about the weather and then, BOOM, we were fucking.
Only if the balls touch.
I sure could go for a hundred tacos for a hundred dollars right about now.
It looks like a pear with finger nails growing out of it's head.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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