YOU AREN'T PRAYING HARD ENOUGH GODDAMN YOU.
At least their rules aren't as draconian as the Something Awful Forums. Hi-yo!
HE LIVES! HE SAVES! HE SLICES AND DICES! HE'S THE AMAZING GOD5000! GET ONE TODAY!
Prepare for the boost from the 6 people who still read this article.
If you can twist the scripture to support sodomy for just five minutes so I can finish up here that would be really helpful.
Right now Dillon is praying that she doesn't text him anymore.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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