YOU AREN'T PRAYING HARD ENOUGH GODDAMN YOU.


At least their rules aren't as draconian as the Something Awful Forums. Hi-yo!




HE LIVES! HE SAVES! HE SLICES AND DICES! HE'S THE AMAZING GOD5000! GET ONE TODAY!


Prepare for the boost from the 6 people who still read this article.


If you can twist the scripture to support sodomy for just five minutes so I can finish up here that would be really helpful.


Right now Dillon is praying that she doesn't text him anymore.


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