YOU AREN'T PRAYING HARD ENOUGH GODDAMN YOU.
At least their rules aren't as draconian as the Something Awful Forums. Hi-yo!
HE LIVES! HE SAVES! HE SLICES AND DICES! HE'S THE AMAZING GOD5000! GET ONE TODAY!
Prepare for the boost from the 6 people who still read this article.
If you can twist the scripture to support sodomy for just five minutes so I can finish up here that would be really helpful.
Right now Dillon is praying that she doesn't text him anymore.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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