YOU AREN'T PRAYING HARD ENOUGH GODDAMN YOU.
At least their rules aren't as draconian as the Something Awful Forums. Hi-yo!
HE LIVES! HE SAVES! HE SLICES AND DICES! HE'S THE AMAZING GOD5000! GET ONE TODAY!
Prepare for the boost from the 6 people who still read this article.
If you can twist the scripture to support sodomy for just five minutes so I can finish up here that would be really helpful.
Right now Dillon is praying that she doesn't text him anymore.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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