Uh oh. I have a bad feeling about this.

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE HAHA

"XFox Prower's" very next thread was, "How do you get semen stains out of plush dolls???"

I would say that Tails is a jerk but I fear for my life at this point. These people are just crazy enough to come over to my home and murder me in my sleep. That being said, I love Tails!

Oh how tragic!

Why did he choose a picture where his legs are spread open and he looks drugged and vulnerable?

It's against the law not to use that tails emoticon in every thread in every sentence several times on the Tails Board.

Because you want to have sex with it. No joke here. Just telling the truth. Those Real Doll people should market creepy life-sized anime real dolls complete with slimy holes for these wierdos to stick their disfigured genitals into. They'd have to be designed to withstand a couple tons of pressure though.

NO I'D FUK U UP TAILS IS THE BEST NIGGA FUK U

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