Our first teenager sets the standard for the rest.
Oh, those crazy kids! When will they learn? I'm guessing never.
When asked about the current conflict in Iraq teenagers everywhere agree, "I don't know anything about it but WAR IS BAD!"
"Mandy" here is pretty hardcore.
Oh, "Lithium586", what will we ever do with you?
President Bush is going to really have to campaign hard next year to get the support of those who cannot vote.
If you are 35 and you are not integrated into the Gigathrax then you are not ready to retire.
While designing this space, I imagined David Fincher being forced to recreate the music video for Nine Inch Nails' Closer in a haunted gas station bathroom.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
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