Our first teenager sets the standard for the rest.
Oh, those crazy kids! When will they learn? I'm guessing never.
When asked about the current conflict in Iraq teenagers everywhere agree, "I don't know anything about it but WAR IS BAD!"
"Mandy" here is pretty hardcore.
Oh, "Lithium586", what will we ever do with you?
President Bush is going to really have to campaign hard next year to get the support of those who cannot vote.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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