This week on Unsolved Mysteries!
I usually just freeze my semen and make sperm popsicles.
"me" is just bragging.
"dazedandamused" is about to break.
What a surprise! We have a special guest for you guys today! It's "shoez" from our very own Something Awful Forums!
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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