This week on Unsolved Mysteries!
I usually just freeze my semen and make sperm popsicles.
"me" is just bragging.
"dazedandamused" is about to break.
What a surprise! We have a special guest for you guys today! It's "shoez" from our very own Something Awful Forums!
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.