Well what most women do is hope the fake father never finds out. I mean, gosh, if you get a paternity test and it's not your fiance then, gasp, he won't have to pay child support! That would be terrible.
Wah wah wah wah
Let me just tell you one thing. Sperm are long jump gold medalists.
I can't diagnose you if I don't know what the hell you are talking about.
So you can make your entire web site blue text on a yellow background?! Never!
If you follow advice given to you by people on an internet forum then you deserve what you get.
DON'T THROW SHIT FAGGOT.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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