What about aloe? It's so soothing and cool.

I'm just hoping the Master of Galactic Secrets here starts sharing some perm tips.

~*~ blazin 4eva ~*~

The toaster only vanished because he sold it.

Yeah, hospitals don't know SHIT, they're run by businessmen and people who don't get high!

LET'S GET HIGH ABOUT IT WHY DON'T WE!

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