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Some kind of newspaper / blog / forum / teenage whine fest that attracts nothing but the best and brightest.

Vote Rathead in '08!

This is the worst thing to happen since, well, forever.

Marriages are built on trust and love and how white her bunghole is.

"Honey, your ass is a more palatable color now! Will you marry me... again?"

"Elizabeth P" is out for revenge.

Haha! Chuck Norris! You see, it's funny because CHUCK NORRIS! Hey, I hear Chuck Norris drove a car into a wall and it exploded but he jumped out at the last second and drop kicked a thug on his way out because he's CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS HAHAHAHA!! Someone hurry up and make a website about Chuck Norris facts because this is never going to get old! NEVER!!!

Great, another horse-related flamewar. These are all too common.

"BIGPIT" is ripping off terrible episodes of Premium Blend now.

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