"I'm thankful for my family, our good fortune, and ZITS!!"
My face has been doing some of that stretchy-contorty Black Hole Sun shit reading these posts.
mood: 
why does this exist
HEAVENS TO BETSY, WHAT A BITCH!
Congratulations to your boyfriend, he may have just discovered "poop."
Here come the pictures.
This Week on Something Awful...
Dough-Headed Man Is Not Pleased With The Following Gyms
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Overthought Pick Up Lines
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Sompsoons Art Thrad
The SA Goons draw/MSPaint Simpsons characters without the help of reference images! (Or spellcheck.)
The No Bullshit Steps to Total Contentment
Enough fads! Follow a guaranteed path to peace and contentment.
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