"I'm thankful for my family, our good fortune, and ZITS!!"
My face has been doing some of that stretchy-contorty Black Hole Sun shit reading these posts.
mood: 
why does this exist
HEAVENS TO BETSY, WHAT A BITCH!
Congratulations to your boyfriend, he may have just discovered "poop."
Here come the pictures.
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Men's Hats Ranked From Most to Least Tainted
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