"I'm thankful for my family, our good fortune, and ZITS!!"
My face has been doing some of that stretchy-contorty Black Hole Sun shit reading these posts.
mood: 
why does this exist
HEAVENS TO BETSY, WHAT A BITCH!
Congratulations to your boyfriend, he may have just discovered "poop."
Here come the pictures.
This Week on Something Awful...
Was it Ramzan Kadyrov or Evil Dale Cooper?
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
My Eyes Are The Windows 10 To My Soul
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Using the Dark Arts to pants a bully during third form seems kind of wasteful to us, honestly.
Sexts From The Void!
The non-Euclidean geometry of our coupling is corroding my sanity.
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