"I'm thankful for my family, our good fortune, and ZITS!!"
My face has been doing some of that stretchy-contorty Black Hole Sun shit reading these posts.
mood: 
why does this exist
HEAVENS TO BETSY, WHAT A BITCH!
Congratulations to your boyfriend, he may have just discovered "poop."
Here come the pictures.
This Week on Something Awful...
This Dumbass Terminator in My Gun Store Thinks It's "Assault Rifle 15"
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Barbara Bush: 19??-2018
Editor's Note: Due to a freak power outage, this obituary of Barbara Bush was written without the benefit of research. In order to pay our respects to this great woman in a timely fashion, we have decided to post this piece as-is. We hope you forgive any errors on our part.
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