"I'm thankful for my family, our good fortune, and ZITS!!"
My face has been doing some of that stretchy-contorty Black Hole Sun shit reading these posts.
mood: 
why does this exist
HEAVENS TO BETSY, WHAT A BITCH!
Congratulations to your boyfriend, he may have just discovered "poop."
Here come the pictures.
This Week on Something Awful...
Who the Hell is Buying Rolos?
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Sniper Chris Will Make You Cheer and Then Change the Way You Think of America
That atheist professor should have kept his mouth shut around this American Sniper.
Make Sitcoms Worse!
'Sitcoms are so bad that they couldn't GET any worse haha.' 'Whoa buddy you're wrong... dead wrong!'
Pocket Products!
Not pocket-SIZED products, but actual pockets for your socks, underwear. Cover your body in pockets!
Cool things to say when you're opening the door for someone
'Let the building eat you.'
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