"I'm thankful for my family, our good fortune, and ZITS!!"
My face has been doing some of that stretchy-contorty Black Hole Sun shit reading these posts.
mood: why does this exist
HEAVENS TO BETSY, WHAT A BITCH!
Congratulations to your boyfriend, he may have just discovered "poop."
Here come the pictures.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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