"I'm thankful for my family, our good fortune, and ZITS!!"

My face has been doing some of that stretchy-contorty Black Hole Sun shit reading these posts.

mood: why does this exist

HEAVENS TO BETSY, WHAT A BITCH!

Congratulations to your boyfriend, he may have just discovered "poop."

Here come the pictures.

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