Clear and yellow, you've got good pee there fellow. If it's foggy and brown you're in trouble town.
This woman was 18 when she had her first kid. Their names are Meghan, Ni(c)kollas, and Alyra. She is posting on an internet forum about God knows what. Don't tell me you don't know where this breeding sow will be in twenty years. Yes, in the same place she is currently.
The water these days, it kills!
God bless overreactive parents. God bless 'em, every one.
That wasn't a baby, it was a shit bomb the local kids left on your door step. Crazy lady.
He's just a little traumatized. The kid heard you and your husband have sex last night and let's just say the baby will never be the same again.
It's sad. She's quite literally a cow.
Sacrifice your first born. You've no doubt got six more just like it.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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