Nerd love is blossoming.

This would all be well and good if "Mr. Graves" wasn't a 46 year old man.

You don't lack a cock rammed up inside your rectum.

Let me make something clear to all you anime otaku kawaii ^_^ sons of bitches. WATCHING ANIME IN JAPANESE DOES NOT HELP YOU LEARN JAPANESE. It's a myth created by lazy Japanese language students so they can sit around watching MORASU TAKESHATITI's latest crapfest under the guise that they are learning.

Ugh, more poetry.

C-Pop is my favorite kind of music. I love the smooth jams from Croatia. Don't get me wrong, I still love K-Pop. Kenya puts out some good songs too. J-Pop is so over rated though. Jerusalem has some of the worst singers in the world.

Get a job!

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