Too bad he doesn't believe in English!
Thanks for the help getting me these sponsors and carts! Now how do I drive it? Also how do I wipe my own ass?
GOON PARENT SPOTTED.
It's because you're a disgusting sack of crap. Here is a pamphlet with more information on being a blob of disgusting crap.
Don't ever ask the Internet for advice on things that occur in or near the genital region.
Goodnight... for ever?
MY SCAMDAR IS GOING OFF AT AN ALARMING RATE!!!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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