Too bad he doesn't believe in English!


Thanks for the help getting me these sponsors and carts! Now how do I drive it? Also how do I wipe my own ass?


GOON PARENT SPOTTED.


GOON SPOTTED.


It's because you're a disgusting sack of crap. Here is a pamphlet with more information on being a blob of disgusting crap.


Don't ever ask the Internet for advice on things that occur in or near the genital region.


Goodnight... for ever?


MY SCAMDAR IS GOING OFF AT AN ALARMING RATE!!!


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