Don't be so hard on yourself. You've been on dates. July 12th, July 13th, July 14th, and so on...
COME ON DOWN TO AL'S VAMPIRE FANGS EMPORIUM WHERE YOU'LL FIND THE FINEST FANGS THAT JUST CAN'T BE BEAT. AL'S VAMPIRE FANGS EMPORIUM, WE TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE COMPETITION.
Uh, uhm... is that a picture of him and his kid... next to that awful post? Jesus... Don't make that post with your kid's likeness anywhere near it.
Both of these posters have been booked by Sally Jesse Raphael several times.
I CAME SO FAR AND TRIED SO HARD BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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