Don't be so hard on yourself. You've been on dates. July 12th, July 13th, July 14th, and so on...
COME ON DOWN TO AL'S VAMPIRE FANGS EMPORIUM WHERE YOU'LL FIND THE FINEST FANGS THAT JUST CAN'T BE BEAT. AL'S VAMPIRE FANGS EMPORIUM, WE TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE COMPETITION.
Uh, uhm... is that a picture of him and his kid... next to that awful post? Jesus... Don't make that post with your kid's likeness anywhere near it.
Both of these posters have been booked by Sally Jesse Raphael several times.
I CAME SO FAR AND TRIED SO HARD BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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