Gothic font? Check. Red text on black background? Check. Hundreds of lonely teenagers sucking energy out of their cats' necks so they can survive. CHECK.
Here's hoping that nail was wooden and positioned over his own heart.
You announce yourself as being a vampire and your friends don't hang out with you anymore. I can't say that I'm surprised, no.
And if you don't die, then you die and live, and die. and live. or die. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Just shut up and show us your tits already.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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