Please refrain from contacting "IronPirate83" on the AOL Instant Messenger service. You may just pay for it with your life.
My Majora's Mask needs new tires.
There are roughly 77,921 clans with only one member.
The combination of this guy's sig and his post content alarms me quite a bit.
What the fuck?
If you would like to join the "zx" clan shoot an email over to "alexdubbin" and he'll gladly set you up with a spot on his roster.
And it goes on like this.
Pokemon is too cool for school.
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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