Please refrain from contacting "IronPirate83" on the AOL Instant Messenger service. You may just pay for it with your life.
My Majora's Mask needs new tires.
There are roughly 77,921 clans with only one member.
The combination of this guy's sig and his post content alarms me quite a bit.
What the fuck?
If you would like to join the "zx" clan shoot an email over to "alexdubbin" and he'll gladly set you up with a spot on his roster.
And it goes on like this.
Pokemon is too cool for school.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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