Please refrain from contacting "IronPirate83" on the AOL Instant Messenger service. You may just pay for it with your life.

My Majora's Mask needs new tires.

There are roughly 77,921 clans with only one member.

The combination of this guy's sig and his post content alarms me quite a bit.

What the fuck?

If you would like to join the "zx" clan shoot an email over to "alexdubbin" and he'll gladly set you up with a spot on his roster.

And it goes on like this.

Pokemon is too cool for school.

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