"ViRuS*" has infected me with his dignified charm.

wot a fucken dombass seriously.

My question is this: Who gives a fuck who else is gay anymore? That is so 1990s it's not even funny.

Wait, we're supposed to be doing this? I have some phone calls to make.

It's too bad nobody intelligently designed these posts.

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