If laughing at guys who willingly turn their dicks into appendages of the Stay Puft marshmallow man is wrong I don't want to be right.
"MisterMark" probably doesn't wear very many white shirts.
Good night, my sweet prince. Your efforts were not in vain (though they did end up in vein!).
Farewell and good travels to you and your groin.
Time to wax philosophical about mutant cocks!
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends The Admiral, Princess Lollipop, keep punching joe, Genghis The Gerbil, Sombrerotron, Max The Horrible, Shin Destructo, GUI, Not That Orange, Mr_Fister, Puma Man, smearmfish, Kissy Kiss, Moosh, TheSpoody, Phreeky Phoenician, Marxux, John Mirra, imaek, Mushnator, captain mikey, and Yechezkel.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
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