If laughing at guys who willingly turn their dicks into appendages of the Stay Puft marshmallow man is wrong I don't want to be right.
"MisterMark" probably doesn't wear very many white shirts.
Good night, my sweet prince. Your efforts were not in vain (though they did end up in vein!).
Farewell and good travels to you and your groin.
Time to wax philosophical about mutant cocks!
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends The Admiral, Princess Lollipop, keep punching joe, Genghis The Gerbil, Sombrerotron, Max The Horrible, Shin Destructo, GUI, Not That Orange, Mr_Fister, Puma Man, smearmfish, Kissy Kiss, Moosh, TheSpoody, Phreeky Phoenician, Marxux, John Mirra, imaek, Mushnator, captain mikey, and Yechezkel.
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Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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