Frank the Internet Tough Guy

This is the story of "FrankTheSpank", internet tough guy. Frank was a mild mannered man until a group of rude ladies ruined his movie-going experience. That's when Frank got mad.

It all started innocent enough, with a retarded rant and empty threats.

"SpokkerJones" called him on it.

Ah, a money making opportunity!

The funny thing is, those women would have probably beat the shit out of him anyway.

Ohhhh, big man!

Here are just some of the many replies to the previous post.

Hey, I just call it like I see it.

Yeah, next time it might accomplish more to get arrested for assault.

HOLY SHIT MAN! CALM DOWN MAN! YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. I GOT A WIFE AND KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME OVER THE INTERNET!!!

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