I think you may have more problems than bad cheese. I don't know about you but when my ass starts bleeding I won't be waiting around trying to get it diagnosed on some message board. I'd be leaving bloody trails all the way to the doctor's office.

"timber lake" is on the FBI's "cyber crime" top-ten most wanted list.

The last thing I want to know is anything about my brother jerking off.

Dominic, you should already know all about it!

If I know my British it's that they are the premiere source on boy and girl ejaculate. Stop any Brit on the street and shoot them off a question about seminal fluids and you'll get a well thought out and detailed answer spit right back out at you.

Why take them off at all? When I masturbate I just sort of bash my crotch into the wall and hope for the best.

I could so fuck this Wisconsin piece of shit up. Anytime, anyday mother fucker. Have my mom talk to your mom sucker.

It's an emergency exit only.

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