Hopefully it's also her very last entry.
Then G4TV's color scheme should be shit-brown?
Hi I jerk off to cartoons.
This guy also jerks off to cartoons. Everybody in this damn feature jerks off to cartoons. Probably!
Free internet usually means 14.4 speeds and one hundred times the amount of pop ups and ads. You pay for it with your soul.
You've already caught the gay. It's time to start developing a lisp.
How much would the ghost cost to ship? Does it weigh anything? Will the box the ghost is in float? Can ghosts dance?
Women have a way of making men feel all stupid inside. That's why I have sex with men.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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