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Hopefully it's also her very last entry.

Then G4TV's color scheme should be shit-brown?

Hi I jerk off to cartoons.

This guy also jerks off to cartoons. Everybody in this damn feature jerks off to cartoons. Probably!

Free internet usually means 14.4 speeds and one hundred times the amount of pop ups and ads. You pay for it with your soul.

You've already caught the gay. It's time to start developing a lisp.

How much would the ghost cost to ship? Does it weigh anything? Will the box the ghost is in float? Can ghosts dance?

Women have a way of making men feel all stupid inside. That's why I have sex with men.

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