Someone call CNN because this is some HOT news!

On the internet everybody has someone to be ashamed of. Finally a true community of equality.

Hahaha no fucking Star Wars film never has or never will win the Oscar for Best Picture. I like the trilogy as much as the next guy but let's be realistic here.

Yeah digital films sure are the wave of the future. George Lucas is a fucking pioneer! Star Wars truly looked incredible on the tens of digital screens across the country. It's too bad they looked like shit at the thousands of local cinemas.

That's not ASCII or porn. I feel ripped off here.

The best part of this entire post is that it will never ever happen to this guy. Not in a million years.

Yeah because no other video game character disapears when he dies.

I can't imagine anyone sitting there wasting their time approving each and every post that someone submits. I could never do that.

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