Paid a visit by his old young girlfriend, age 13, our despicable hero attempts damage control.
I think I'm going to be sick.
Amber Alert, any minute now.
Oh Tony, you don't know how good you make me feel, Tony. Tony.
There's no doubt in my mind that someday "TK n Happy Ness" will meet the right woman. One with the perfect ratio of desperation to mental illness.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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