Paid a visit by his old young girlfriend, age 13, our despicable hero attempts damage control.
I think I'm going to be sick.
Amber Alert, any minute now.
Oh Tony, you don't know how good you make me feel, Tony. Tony.
There's no doubt in my mind that someday "TK n Happy Ness" will meet the right woman. One with the perfect ratio of desperation to mental illness.
Donald Trump is constantly being compared to infamous political figures and villains from movies. Finally, the correct comparison is here.
Now that Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize in literature, hopefully these other great musicians will win the award in the future.
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