Hm, you know, '5' and 'S' do look very similar. I must remember this for later...
I approve of the "provide for your family message" but I'm not so sure about the "ride with your gang" message.
San Andreas was pretty accurate though. Maybe this guy could join your gang.
This homeboy be straight up thuggin' it, speech and debate style.
Pinch me. This must be a dream. I hope I never wake up.
YO NIGGA, I NOTICE SOME INACCURACIES IN DAT DOCUMENTARY YA HEARD ME???
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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