No wait, THIS is the poll to end all polls. Sorry, jumped the gun for a second there.
But it's all non-sexual of course!
I don't mean to sound like a pervert but... HERE ARE ALL MY SEXUAL IDEAS ABOUT CHILDREN LOOKING AT VIDEOS OF OTHER CHILDREN FUCKING OTHER CHILDREN.
Hah, and you balked at the idea of a 7-day cruise with your wife! You didn't think of all the young boys!
Young boys are going to need drugs to get over what you want to do with them. How could anyone sell drugs to these kids?!?! At least those drug dealers aren't having sex with them. Or maybe they are. That would explain why he's so angry then. Jealousy is such a dreadful thing.
Hey, my tax dollars pay for this damn school! I can leer at children any damn time I want to!
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