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Sex with animals is a victimless crime. Like sniping a motorist from afar.

God is like Freddy Kruger. He gets you in your dreams!

I heard if you hit women in the stomach they love you more.

My dad gave me the same advice when I was a young boy.

Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize a million times. I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, I am for real!

You ever have those dreams where you own a video game system you really wanted but when you wake up you realize it was just a dream and you never really had it. God those depressed me as a kid.

What the hell is "muffin"? Some new slang for herpes infested slut snatch?

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