Sex with animals is a victimless crime. Like sniping a motorist from afar.
God is like Freddy Kruger. He gets you in your dreams!
I heard if you hit women in the stomach they love you more.
My dad gave me the same advice when I was a young boy.
Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize a million times. I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, I am for real!
You ever have those dreams where you own a video game system you really wanted but when you wake up you realize it was just a dream and you never really had it. God those depressed me as a kid.
What the hell is "muffin"? Some new slang for herpes infested slut snatch?
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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