Sex with animals is a victimless crime. Like sniping a motorist from afar.
God is like Freddy Kruger. He gets you in your dreams!
I heard if you hit women in the stomach they love you more.
My dad gave me the same advice when I was a young boy.
Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize a million times. I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, I am for real!
You ever have those dreams where you own a video game system you really wanted but when you wake up you realize it was just a dream and you never really had it. God those depressed me as a kid.
What the hell is "muffin"? Some new slang for herpes infested slut snatch?
You say collaboration like it's a bad word.
The ocean is full of the stuff of nightmares and, no thanks to all that water, you can't even kill it with fire.
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