Sex with animals is a victimless crime. Like sniping a motorist from afar.
God is like Freddy Kruger. He gets you in your dreams!
I heard if you hit women in the stomach they love you more.
My dad gave me the same advice when I was a young boy.
Never meant to make your daughter cry. I apologize a million times. I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, I am for real!
You ever have those dreams where you own a video game system you really wanted but when you wake up you realize it was just a dream and you never really had it. God those depressed me as a kid.
What the hell is "muffin"? Some new slang for herpes infested slut snatch?
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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