Which of these things do not belong: rational, sane, levelheaded, or the AboveTopSecret.com forums.


Well I hope you at least swapped insurance cards.




If I was Mark Chapman I would have said "owned" after I shot Lennon. Now look at the letters. O W N. Rearrange them and you get N. W. O. Coincidence? I think not. It's all quite simple really.



Now substract 16 from 19 and what do you have? That's right, 3. What letter corresponds with 3? The letter C. What word best describes you and starts with a C? Yes, CRAZY.



Heh. I saw through their little ruse and left those fuckers out to drown.

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