I CANT STAND WHEN THE SPUNK GETS ALL OVER MY PUBES AND RUNS DOWN MY LEG UGH GOD DAMN THIS TERRIBLE CURSE!!!!!
Also may I ask, what the hell are you talking about?
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the whole rape scene on a country music station part of the story.
Beware the truth tickle!
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