Don't forget the role you play here in real life which is "asshole who is going to the prom alone."
Only faggots care.
I love this guy.
Thanks for keeping it real.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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