I am proud to say I am most certainly not.
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WAH WAH I'M NOT IN THE CLAN WAH WAH
I'm in the Klan.
I voted for Moof.
What does this even mean?
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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