I am proud to say I am most certainly not.
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WAH WAH I'M NOT IN THE CLAN WAH WAH
I'm in the Klan.
I voted for Moof.
What does this even mean?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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