I used to know a kid that shit on the neighbor's lawn and never got caught. I thought it was the grossest thing.
Get in line.
I enjoy frequent visits to the emergency room.
I WENT SSJ AND BROKE MY FRIEND'S MOTHERFUCKING ARM.
And I ruu-uuuun, I run so farrr away-aaaayyyyy!
You're a horrible person.
WAH WAH MY GRANDMA IS DYING WAH WAH
I cannot imagine being so comfortable with a sibling masturbating. Jesus.
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
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