I used to know a kid that shit on the neighbor's lawn and never got caught. I thought it was the grossest thing.
Get in line.
I enjoy frequent visits to the emergency room.
I WENT SSJ AND BROKE MY FRIEND'S MOTHERFUCKING ARM.
And I ruu-uuuun, I run so farrr away-aaaayyyyy!
You're a horrible person.
WAH WAH MY GRANDMA IS DYING WAH WAH
I cannot imagine being so comfortable with a sibling masturbating. Jesus.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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