I used to know a kid that shit on the neighbor's lawn and never got caught. I thought it was the grossest thing.
Get in line.
I enjoy frequent visits to the emergency room.
I WENT SSJ AND BROKE MY FRIEND'S MOTHERFUCKING ARM.
And I ruu-uuuun, I run so farrr away-aaaayyyyy!
You're a horrible person.
WAH WAH MY GRANDMA IS DYING WAH WAH
I cannot imagine being so comfortable with a sibling masturbating. Jesus.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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