Haha that's great. I'm going to try this at my next bar mitzvah.
Your mother makes poor decisions which meant jackpot for grandma and drugged out bum who's dead now.
And Larry Flint published the pictures!
No one cares. It's a city bus. There's probably a guy in the back jerking off on some homeless guy anyway.
Show your woman you love her by violating her cunt today.
Wait a second. Is this John Lithgow?
WAH WAH I HAD SEX WITH MY SON WAH WAH
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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