Haha that's great. I'm going to try this at my next bar mitzvah.
Your mother makes poor decisions which meant jackpot for grandma and drugged out bum who's dead now.
And Larry Flint published the pictures!
No one cares. It's a city bus. There's probably a guy in the back jerking off on some homeless guy anyway.
Show your woman you love her by violating her cunt today.
Wait a second. Is this John Lithgow?
WAH WAH I HAD SEX WITH MY SON WAH WAH
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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