Haha that's great. I'm going to try this at my next bar mitzvah.
Your mother makes poor decisions which meant jackpot for grandma and drugged out bum who's dead now.
And Larry Flint published the pictures!
No one cares. It's a city bus. There's probably a guy in the back jerking off on some homeless guy anyway.
Show your woman you love her by violating her cunt today.
Wait a second. Is this John Lithgow?
WAH WAH I HAD SEX WITH MY SON WAH WAH
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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