Haha that's great. I'm going to try this at my next bar mitzvah.
Your mother makes poor decisions which meant jackpot for grandma and drugged out bum who's dead now.
And Larry Flint published the pictures!
No one cares. It's a city bus. There's probably a guy in the back jerking off on some homeless guy anyway.
Show your woman you love her by violating her cunt today.
Wait a second. Is this John Lithgow?
WAH WAH I HAD SEX WITH MY SON WAH WAH
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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