This just about describes almost everyone on the internet.
All of the problems in the world could be solved by anime.
How the hell does "impressive" described an anime collection in any sense of the word?
WAH WAH I HAVE A SMALL PENIS WAH WAH
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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