This just about describes almost everyone on the internet.
All of the problems in the world could be solved by anime.
How the hell does "impressive" described an anime collection in any sense of the word?
WAH WAH I HAVE A SMALL PENIS WAH WAH
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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