This just about describes almost everyone on the internet.
All of the problems in the world could be solved by anime.
How the hell does "impressive" described an anime collection in any sense of the word?
WAH WAH I HAVE A SMALL PENIS WAH WAH
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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