This just about describes almost everyone on the internet.
All of the problems in the world could be solved by anime.
How the hell does "impressive" described an anime collection in any sense of the word?
WAH WAH I HAVE A SMALL PENIS WAH WAH
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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