The text is too small but it's worth reading anyway. Really serious stuff here folks.



These questions are best left to a medical professional.



A little maturity goes a long way, ON A ZOMBIE ROLE-PLAYING FORUM.



Notice he never went to a doctor.



If anyone knows what the hell this guy is talking about please email me.



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There's already a thread about this.



A guy on the zombie forum calling the guys on the vampire forum loony. That's rich.



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