The ultimate forum girl.



Clinton's going back to porn, eh? Right on.



What, as opposed to all the other women in porn who aren't whores?



I thought being a dumb whore was an asset in porn.



Can't sleep. Clowns'll eat me.



XXX Porn Talk takes on current events.



Sounds like the best game show ever. And Regis will host it.



Okay, so everything hasn't been done in porn yet.



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