Claudio63 is really excited about the letter L.



It's so easy to find dudes to have sex with on the Internet. How I envy them.



I'm not sure, but if he did he wasn't jerking off while doing it.



This is the only guy who responds to Nigerian scam emails while stroking himself.



Every Mortal Kombat game. Johnny Cage. So. Hot.



This is the guy who gets called a "faggot" by other gay guys.



It's Sir Les the TV star!



I think I know what "df'ed" means and I want to cry.

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